(Lead: Camilleri)

My monkey friend is fury and brown,
He swings from treetops high off the ground,
My monkey friend will visit me,
Again

He is my monkey friend,
And I will play with him,
Not in that way!
You sick twisted bastard

My monkey friend went into town,
And brought the peanuts he had found,
My monkey friend will visit me,
Again

Monkey friend,
Monk, monk, monk
Monkey friend

He is my monkey friend,
And I have played with him,
Not in that way!

(Lead: Camilleri)
(Bongo solo: Woods)